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Make us laugh and you could win a Golfalot cap! Just let us know what happened when Tiger met Chinese basketball legend Yao Ming on a recent visit to the country.

June Caption Competition

Well done to Derek Metcalfe who wins with:

Tiger just couldn't say no to the DFS salesman.

The best of the rest:

  • “Tiger regretted agreeing to visit his local shrink” - Leo

  • “Tigers poor performance at the U.S Open must have been down to his night in with a massive Chinese.” - Steve

  • “Tiger just couldn't say no to the DFS salesman.” - derek

  • “Celebrity Big Cook Little Cook reaches an awkward moment when nether contestant can remember the words to the Tidy Up song” - David

  • “Better watch it, they use tiger parts in Chinese medicine” - john

  • “They couldn`t afford the Punch and Judy Show so we`ll have to make do with my Tiger Puppet.” - ken

  • “So Rory even if you can drive the ball 400 yards - are there any downsides from this new wonder diet?” - David

  • “You're not Forest Gump ....are you?” - Paul

  • “Tiger laughed nervously when Yao asked if he knew his wife” - Martin

  • “Even staff at the BBC were surprised when the replacement for Ronnie Corbett in the chair was unveiled” - Leo

  • “Please don`t turn into the Incredible Hulk when I`m around.” - john

  • “Even Tiger had to admit that the public toilets in China were very relaxed” - Leo

  • “Tiger began to suspect the meeting had been pre-arranged by his new sponsors Little-Woods” - Rob

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